Cheap shades. High-chaos energy.

Sunglasses

Good-looking, UV400 shades for about ten bucks — made for beach days, bad decisions, and every place you forgot your last pair.

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UV400
NO PANIC

ONE FOR THE BEACH✦ONE FOR THE UBER✦ONE FOR THE GLOVEBOX✦ONE FOR THE NIGHT THAT GOT WEIRD✦ONE FOR THE BEACH✦ONE FOR THE UBER✦

Choose your burner

Pick a personality.
Lose it later.

Six silhouettes. Zero pressure. Every frame comes with UV400 protection and a very reasonable chance of ending up in your friend’s car.

The Main Character

Wayfarer · black

Most likely to be stolen

The Exit Strategy

Aviator · smoke

Good in bad lighting

The Weekend

Round retro · tortoise

Brunch certified

The Wild Card

Sport · clear lens

No explanation

Build your stash

Buy one.
Buy three.
Be realistic.

There is no noble reason to own one pair of sunglasses. Put them in every bag you own and stop turning the car upside down.

For the optimist.$10

Burner stories

Where did yours die?

We’re collecting the funniest, strangest, and most avoidable ways people lost a pair.

🌊

Lost mine in Lake Michigan. Found someone else’s. Net zero.

@maddie · Chicago, IL

🚕

Left them in an Uber. The Uber driver now has better taste.

@julesdoesstuff · Austin, TX

🪩

Wore them to a wedding. Came home with three pairs.

@samburns · Brooklyn, NY

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Launch news, new colors, and the occasional story about sunglasses meeting an untimely end. No daily nonsense.

Sunglasses worth losing.

Pick a personality.Lose it later.